Friday, September 30, 2016

Surprise Raffle Time!


SURPRISE RAFFLE TIME! That's right, I'm resorting to gimmick raffles. But that's okay, because it can potentially be YOUR GAIN! Become a Storybook Volume 3 contributor by the end of the day to be entered to win any of the following: A Hardcover Copy of Mystery Science Storybook, A Hardcover Copy of Night of the Living Storybook, and a $25 RiffTrax E-Gift Card! Existing contributors are automatically entered. Must be a contributor before October 1st, winners announced and contacted on October 6! Mash this link to get in on the action!

Friday, September 23, 2016

The Last Rumble Party Now Available on Patreon!


"The Last Rumble Party," our first paid chapter, is now available on Patreon! A donation of only $1 will get you early access to it. It will be posted publicly next month, but you can support the cause by becoming a patron and you'll help keep the comics coming! The post also includes exclusive social media goodies!

Monday, September 19, 2016

Crater Lake Mothra: A Parody of Crater Lake Monster and Mothra



Behold, "Crater Lake Mothra: A Parody of Crater Lake Monster and Mothra!" This chapter is part of Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Storybook: Mystery Science Storybook Volume 3, and was originally included in the Digital Goodies for RiffTrax Live: Mothra in August 2016. You are also invited to download BOTH VOLUMES of Mystery Science Storybook ABSOLUTELY FREE!

Please consider supporting the production of brand new full chapters by visiting our Patreon page. Artists like me depend of the support of the reader to keep the whole thing going, so the more donors, the more comics I can bring to you absolutely free!

Thursday, September 15, 2016

Thanks to Birdemic Director James Nguyen, You Can Still Get Digital Storybooks Free!

Hey everypeoples! Well, the awareness building campaign is over, but your opportunity to download Mystery Science Storybook and Night of the Living Storybook is NOT, and won't be for a long time!

As many of you know, I was threatened with a ten million dollar lawsuit by Birdemic director James Nguyen, and he then issued frivolous DMCA takedown notices to Amazon, Blurb and Gumroad, and will most likely continue to follow me around the internet and throw these erroneous notices at any website I attempt to sell my work on because I refuse to remove a parody of Birdemic from the book.

Because of this, I have decided to indefinitely leave both books up in their entirety on Archive.org for anybody to download completely free. You can also read individual chapters free on this website (list below.)

The only thing I ask is that you consider becoming a patron to help fund completely new chapters from here on out. Art takes time and money in order for it to reach it's full potential, and right now I have a Patreon campaign set up to help me get some income so I can focus completely on the series and bringing you new funny. If you can't donate, that's totally fine, all I ask is that you consider it. Even a $1 a month donation would make a huge difference. Thanks so much for your consideration and enjoy!


Mystery Science Storybook: Bedtime Tales Based on the Worst Movies Ever
1. A Trip to Valley Lodge: A Parody of "Manos: The Hands of Fate"
2. When Harry Met Bella : A Parody of Harry Potter and Twilight
3. Attack of the Birds: A Parody of "Birdemic: Shock and Terror"
4. Chasing Time: A Parody of "Time Chasers"
5. Rowsdower!: A Parody of "The Final Sacrifice"
6. Miami Ice: A Parody of The Guy From Harlem and Cool as Ice
7. Ninja Goblins: A Parody of "Hobgoblins"
8. The Amazing Puma-Man: A Parody of "The Pumaman"
9. Pain Don't Hurt: A Parody of "Road House"
10. Reunion @ Metaluna U: A Parody of "This Island Earth"
11. Play It Again, Whoever: A Parody of "Casablanca"
12. The Groom: A Loving Parody of "The Room"

Night of the Living Storybook: No Movies is Safe, All Movies Must Die!
13. Insert Coin: A Parody of "Julie and Jack"
14. Rolling Gator: A Parody of "Rollergator"
15. House in the Public Domain: A Parody of "House on Haunted Hill"
16. The ICWXP Chapter: Based on Incognito Cinema Warriors XP
17. Batman's Big Break: A Parody of "Batman and Robin"
18. Thumbelina's Revenge: A Parody of "Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny"
19. Spoonful of Power: A Parody of Mary Poppins and The Wizard
20. Evil Plant Thing: A Parody of "Little Shop of Horrors"
21. Dr. Who and the Whobox: A Parody of "Dr. Who and the Daleks"
22. My <3 Will Got On: A Parody of "Titanic"
23. Buffalo Riding: A Parody of "Buffalo Rider"
24. The Fandom Menace: A Parody of "Star Wars: The Force Awakens"

The Fandom Menace: A Parody of "Star Wars: The Force Awakens"


Behold,"The Fandom Menace: A Parody of Star Wars: The Force Awakens!" his chapter is part of Mystery Science Storybook: Bedtime Stories Based on the Worst Movies Ever! As part of this awareness building campaign, you are invited to download BOTH VOLUMES of Mystery Science Storybook ABSOLUTELY FREE!

Please consider supporting the production of brand new full chapters by visiting our Patreon page. Artists like me depend of the support of the reader to keep the whole thing going, so the more donors, the more comics I can bring to you absolutely free!

Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Buffalo Riding: A Parody of "Buffalo Rider"


Behold Buffalo Riding: A Parody of "Buffalo Rider!" This chapter is part of Mystery Science Storybook: Bedtime Stories Based on the Worst Movies Ever! As part of this awareness building campaign, you are invited to download BOTH VOLUMES of Mystery Science Storybook ABSOLUTELY FREE!

Please consider supporting the production of brand new full chapters by visiting our Patreon page. Artists like me depend of the support of the reader to keep the whole thing going, so the more donors, the more comics I can bring to you absolutely free!

Tuesday, September 13, 2016

My [Less Than 3] Will Go On: A Parody of "Titanic"


Behold My [Less Than 3] Will Go On: A Parody of "Titanic!" This chapter is part of Mystery Science Storybook: Bedtime Stories Based on the Worst Movies Ever! As part of this awareness building campaign, you are invited to download BOTH VOLUMES of Mystery Science Storybook ABSOLUTELY FREE!

Please consider supporting the production of brand new full chapters by visiting our Patreon page. Artists like me depend of the support of the reader to keep the whole thing going, so the more donors, the more comics I can bring to you absolutely free!


Monday, September 12, 2016

Dr. Who and the Whobox: A Parody of "Dr. Who and the Daleks"


Behold Spoonful of Power: A Parody of Dr. Who and the Daleks! This chapter is part of Mystery Science Storybook: Bedtime Stories Based on the Worst Movies Ever! As part of this awareness building campaign, you are invited to download BOTH VOLUMES of Mystery Science Storybook ABSOLUTELY FREE!

Please consider supporting the production of brand new full chapters by visiting our Patreon page. Artists like me depend of the support of the reader to keep the whole thing going, so the more donors, the more comics I can bring to you absolutely free!

Friday, September 9, 2016

Evil Plant Thing: A Parody of "Little Shop of Horrors"


Behold Evil Plant Thing: A Parody of "Little Shop of Horrors!" This chapter is part of Mystery Science Storybook: Bedtime Stories Based on the Worst Movies Ever! As part of this awareness building campaign, you are invited to download BOTH VOLUMES of Mystery Science Storybook ABSOLUTELY FREE!

Please consider supporting the production of brand new full chapters by visiting our Patreon page. Artists like me depend of the support of the reader to keep the whole thing going, so the more donors, the more comics I can bring to you absolutely free!