Thursday, June 14, 2018

Welcome RiffTraxians! So glad to see you again!

The time is upon us again! RiffTrax Live: Space Mutiny has concluded its initial airing, but if you missed it, don't worry, there will be an encore on Tuesday.

If you're here and don't know what I'm talking about, since 2015 I have been contributing Mystery Science Storybook content to the digital goodies. If you haven't gotten your goodies yet, head over to the url they provided during the show for an exclusive Storybook collection.
If you liked the Storybook content from the digital goodies, you can order 2018 special editions of the first three volumes right here! All books ship in August 2018. You can also purchase digital copies using the links in the right column, or you can read the whole series for free right here on the website! You can also help keep the series going by becoming a Patreon subscriber!


Editions


While this is far from my first rodeo at RiffTrax Live, I am still so very happy I was able to contribute to the show. I want thank everybody at RiffTrax for having me again. And tonight is especially awesome on another level, at least for me personally, as our friends from Incognito Cinema Warriors XP, Rikk Wolf and Nick Evans, had their Soapy-themed song featured during the pre-show slides. I am so proud of everybody at RiffTrax, ICWXP and everybody else who contributes to the show that a night like this are able to happen. I feel like a member of an amazing extended family and I genuinely love every member of it.

Can't wait for Krull!

Thursday, May 24, 2018

Pre-Order 2018 Special Edition Storybooks!


Alright, it's that time of year! If you have missed out in the past on autographed special editions for Mystery Science Storybook, Night of the Living Storybook or Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Storybook, now is your chance to snag them! In order to keep these special editions special, pre-orders will only be open until July 31st, 2018, and all books will ship in August!


Editions

Don't know about the Mystery Science Storybooks? I'll let my pals break it down for you...
  • "Mystery Science Storybook takes scenes from some of the cheesy films made famous by RiffTrax and Mystery Science Theater 3000 and reimagines them as bedtime stories. It's a graphic novel that puts a new spin on cult classics like Birdemic and "Manos" The Hands of Fate that's perfect for bad movie fans of all ages!" - RiffTrax.com 
  • “[Mystery Science Storybook is] almost certainly what eyes and the English language were invented for. Buy a copy for your friend! Buy a copy for your enemy, who will then read it, love it, and become your friend, too. I'm not saying this book is the key to world peace, but isn't that too big a chance not to take?” - Matthew J. Elliott, RiffTrax Presents
  • "Before you is a veritable MSTie's playground with hilarious merry-go-rounds that will hurl you right into funny town. This love letter to all things riffing is a gift to the movie mockery community at large!" - Rikk Wolf, Incognito Cinema Warriors XP

Monday, April 30, 2018

SRD's Movie Night #9: BIRDEMIC! (Patreon EXCLUSIVE!)

 
So, everybody remember when James Nguyen has Mystery Science Storybook taken down because of alleged copyright infringement on my part, claiming I infringed his precious, stupid free speech even though I wasn't? HEY GUESS WHAT! A while back me and my friends Vinny "The AOL Call Guy" Ferrari and Chris Roberts riffed the movie itself for SRD's Movie Night. But for a variety of reasons, it was never published... UNTIL NOW! 

That's right, this long lost episode of SRD's Movie Night, featuring the movie that got me in so damn much trouble and killed the Storybook series for almost a year, is now UP UP UP and exclusive to YOU, my beloved patrons! If you're not a patron, all you have to do is sign up for a $2 a month donation to get access to this riff.

You will need a DVD, Blu-Ray or digital copy of Birdemic: Shock and Terror for this to work, and syncing instructions are included in the introduction of the riff. I wanna thank Vinny and Chris for being awesome riffing partners, we need to do way more of these. You can check out their podcast is horrible here. 

Wednesday, April 11, 2018

Samurai Lanes: A Parody of "Samurai Cop"



Behold, Samurai Lanes: A Parody of "Samurai Cop!" This chapter is part of The Great American Storybook: Red, White and Blue All Over! Please consider supporting the production of brand new full chapters by visiting our Patreon page. Artists like me depend of the support of the reader to keep the whole thing going, so the more donors, the more comics I can bring to you absolutely free!

Thursday, February 1, 2018

Open Mic Night!


This chapter is part of The Great American Storybook: Red, White and Blue All Over! Please consider supporting the production of brand new full chapters by visiting our Patreon page. Artists like me depend of the support of the reader to keep the whole thing going, so the more donors, the more comics I can bring to you absolutely free!

Thursday, January 4, 2018

The Fantastic Four Bargain Basement Holiday Special: A Parody of "Fantastic Four"



Behold, The Fantastic Four Bargain Basement Holiday Special: A Parody of "Fantastic Four!" This chapter is part of The Great American Storybook: Red, White and Blue All Over! Please consider supporting the production of brand new full chapters by visiting our Patreon page. Artists like me depend of the support of the reader to keep the whole thing going, so the more donors, the more comics I can bring to you absolutely free!

Tuesday, November 28, 2017

The Ugly Ol' Land of Oz: A Parody of "The Wonderful Land of Oz!"


Behold, The Ugly Ol' Land of Oz: A Parody of "The Wonderful Land of Oz!" This chapter is part of Yankee Doodle Storybook: Red, White and Blue All Over! Please consider supporting the production of brand new full chapters by visiting our Patreon page. Artists like me depend of the support of the reader to keep the whole thing going, so the more donors, the more comics I can bring to you absolutely free!

Saturday, November 4, 2017

Ghostpad 2: A Parody of "Ghosthouse"


Behold, Ghostpad 2: A Parody of "Ghosthouse!" This chapter is part of Yankee Doodle Storybook: Red, White and Blue All Over! Please consider supporting the production of brand new full chapters by visiting our Patreon page. Artists like me depend of the support of the reader to keep the whole thing going, so the more donors, the more comics I can bring to you absolutely free!

Wednesday, October 4, 2017

Starship Campers: A Parody of "Starship Troopers"


Behold, Starship Campers: A Parody of Starship Troopers! This chapter is part of Yankee Doodle Storybook: Red, White and Blue All Over! Please consider supporting the production of brand new full chapters by visiting our Patreon page. Artists like me depend of the support of the reader to keep the whole thing going, so the more donors, the more comics I can bring to you absolutely free!

Sunday, August 20, 2017

After a Year, Mystery Science Storybook, Volume 1 RETURNS TO AMAZON!

Back on Amazon in its original form!


After a long year of fighting, often times extremely bitterly, I can finally announce that we have declared victory against a pathetic, untalented filmmaker and his war against Mystery Science Storybook. The book is not only back on Blurb and Gumroad, we have FINALLY gotten the book BACK ONTO AMAZON IN IT'S ORIGINAL FORM!

This is so very important not only because Amazon is the world's biggest and primary seller of books, but also because they were THE LAST HOLDOUTS to allow Mystery Science Storybook to be sold off their digital shelves once again. Admittedly, we had to resubmit for publication under an alternative title, it is still the original book in it's original and unaltered form. No chapters were removed, not one word, not one image was changed!

It took an entire year, and every single day of the past year has been a battle for legitimacy, a battle for authenticity, and a battle for the right of freedom of expression. So many times people suggested that I move on. So many times people suggested I just give in to the demands of this utterly despicable human being. These were things I simply could not do. This is my time, I've created something that could not possibly exist otherwise. I am taking back what is mine, and I will not allow anybody to take this away from me ever again. I will do everything it takes to win, and I have.

If you don't know what all this is about, check out what others have said about it...
"Mystery Science Storybook takes scenes from some of the cheesy films made famous by RiffTrax and Mystery Science Theater 3000 and reimagines them as bedtime stories. It's a graphic novel that puts a new spin on cult classics like ... "Manos" The Hands of Fate that's perfect for bad movie fans of all ages!" - RiffTrax.com 

“[Mystery Science Storybook is] almost certainly what eyes and the English language were invented for. Buy a copy for your friend! Buy a copy for your enemy, who will then read it, love it, and become your friend, too. I'm not saying this book is the key to world peace, but isn't that too big a chance not to take?” - Matthew J. Elliott, RiffTrax Presents

"Before you is a veritable MSTie's playground with hilarious merry-go-rounds that will hurl you right into funny town. This love letter to all things riffing is a gift to the movie mockery community at large!" - Rikk Wolf, Incognito Cinema Warriors XP 
This book contains parodies of Manos: The Hands of Fate, Harry Potter, Twilight, Time Chasers, The Final Sacrifice, The Guy From Harlem, Cool as Ice, Hobgoblins, The Pumaman, Spider-Man, Road House, This Island Earth, Casablanca, The Room and more!

Celebrate with me, why not? If you haven't picked it up before, it's only $3.99. If you already have, leave a kind review so we can start rebuilding the foundation on which this entire project rests. I could not have done any of this without the support of all the people who believed in me and told me not to give up on this. You know who you are, thank you so much, and I love you.